Random jokes

**Heart Hacker** Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:00 am

Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai,
Apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

Lalu was saying to girl friend Pyari, "I love you" and he fell down on the floor.
Confounded Pyari cried, "How come you fell down?"
Fallen Lalu explained , " I fell in love with you."

Newton's 5th law:"Dunya go0l ha"
proof: Chuha billi se darta hai
billi kuttay se,
kuta aadmi se, aadmi BV se or biwi chuhay se!
Hence Proved:
"Dunya go0l hai

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum ...
Mere Liye kia ker sakte ho?
Murgha :Kuch Bhi!
Murghi :Chalo anda de k dikhao.